"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via jumpscare)

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scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

(via oreoofficial)

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via neamhrialta)

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iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

(via oreoofficial)

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