jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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"I grabbed her by the throat but i didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

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